Entries tagged with humor

Current Location: Henderson, NV

Entry tags:

cats,
humor

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May be an image of cat and text that says 'A wife sent her husband this picture and the message said, "Come home early I've got a surprise for you"... So he raced home, almost crashing the car thinking he was about to get lucky, only to find that she'd just adopted a black cat..'

Current Location: Henderson, NV

Entry tags:

humor

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May be an image of food and text that says 'PIGS HAVE 30 MINUTE ORGASMS. MAYBE THAT'S WHY BACON IS SO DELICIOUS.'

Current Location: Henderson, NV

Entry tags:

cats,
humor

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May be a cartoon of text that says 'You're my cat. I pet you. I eed you I love you. I ove you and ONLY you. While you're at work, I live with the neighbors.'

Current Location: Henderson,NV

Entry tags:

cats,
humor

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Current Location: Henderson, NV

Entry tags:

humor

(no subject)

May be an image of text that says 'Now that | have lived through an actual plague, totally understand why Italian Renaissance paintings are full of naked fat people laying on couches.'

Current Location: Henderson, NV

Entry tags:

humor

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May be an image of text that says 'MINUTE AND MINUTE SHOULDN'T BE SPELLED THE SAME. I'M NOT CONTENT WITH THIS CONTENT. I OBJECT TO THAT OBJECT. I NEED TO READ WHAT I READ AGAIN. EXCUSE ME BUT THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR THIS. SOMEONE SHOULD WIND THIS POST UP AND THROW IT IN THE WIND.'

Current Location: Henderson, NV

Entry tags:

cats,
humor

(no subject)

Current Location: Henderson, NV

Entry tags:

humor

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May be an image of text that says 'I need that kinda coffee that's so strong when take a sip, my ancestors wake up'

Current Location: Henderson, NV

Entry tags:

humor

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Current Location: Henderson, NV

Entry tags:

humor,
writing

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May be a cartoon of text that says 'and that's how I spent my summer vacation. CARTOONSTOCK STOCK com Search rmc0026 Young Stephen King'

Current Location: Henderson, NV

Entry tags:

humor

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May be an image of dog and text that says 'VULCAN DEATH GRIP SUCKA!'

Current Location: Henderson, NV

Entry tags:

humor,
writing

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May be an image of coffee cup and text that says 'ibefore e Except when your foreign neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.'

Current Location: Henderson, NV

Entry tags:

cats,
humor

(no subject)

May be an image of text that says 'Addicted to catnip, Fluffy was forced to fund her habit by performing lewd acts for the neighbors perverted chickens. Pieces of Soul'

Current Location: Henderson, NV

Entry tags:

humor

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Current Location: Henderson,NV

Entry tags:

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Current Location: Henderson, NV

Entry tags:

humor

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May be an image of text that says '...IT'S A GUY'S DUTY το PAY FOR THE BILL AT THE RESTURANT, THAT'S WHY ITS CALLED 'MEN'U HEY HOLD ON MADAM! OR IT'S THE RESPONSIBILITY OF BOTH PARTIES, THAT'S WHY ITS CALLED Me'N'u AEF mmh mmhh! mmnhh @fleance forku TI facebook.com/ Fleance Forkuo Arts'

Current Location: Henderson, NV

Entry tags:

cats,
humor

(no subject)

Current Location: Henderson. NV

Entry tags:

humor,
writing

Been There, Done That a Thousand Times...

May be an image of text that says 'The awkward moment when you spell a common word correctly, but it just looks wrong so so you stare at it forever questioning its existence...'

Entry tags:

cats,
humor

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May be a cartoon of cat and text that says 'AT KITTEN SCHOOL... AND WHEN THE WHOLE FAMILY IS BUSY IN THE KITCHEN WHAT DO WE DO WE WALK IN, LIE DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR AND GET IN EVERYONES WAY! RF'

Current Location: Henderson, NV

Entry tags:

cats,
humor

(no subject)

May be an image of 1 person, cat and text that says 'Huey Dewey, Louie & & Bob were stunned by Barbara's reaction to their surprise They thought for sure the dead mouse they put in her coffee cup would please her and yet, there she was out cold on the kitchen floor.'