Ha. I don't know, that's a pretty impressive simile.
Gotta respect being able to mix up anal sex, hamsters, incest, AND cannibalism in one turn of phrase. Good writing doesn't mean "pretty writing," but I gotta say, "puckered love canal" really makes me cringe. Sometimes a euphemism is its own antithesis...
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Date: 2016-05-02 12:43 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2016-05-02 12:51 am (UTC)This is what makes a best seller? Again I say, good grief.
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Date: 2016-05-02 01:48 am (UTC)A searing indictment of the modern post. It should, of course, have been received on April 1.
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Date: 2016-05-02 02:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-02 02:59 am (UTC)Gotta respect being able to mix up anal sex, hamsters, incest, AND cannibalism in one turn of phrase. Good writing doesn't mean "pretty writing," but I gotta say, "puckered love canal" really makes me cringe. Sometimes a euphemism is its own antithesis...
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Date: 2016-05-02 04:05 am (UTC)